smashboard 

when someone types random letters without spaces to show excitement, shock, nervousness, anger, or other intence emotions. the smashboard can be used in a scentence, as a reply, or to caption a photo. (only used on the internet)

“my mom got me the shoes i’ve wanted for like six months!!
afkrkejebdkwjsk <— (smashboard) i’m so excited!!”

smashboard by ippapotamus May 5, 2018

Smartboard 

A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

Smartboard by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010

Smashtard

Smash Bros. fanatics who play and focus on only Super Smash Bros. don't even play any other Nintendo games. As a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.

Smashtard: Oh man, Wario, Marth, Ike, and Captain Falcon kick so much ass in this game!

Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?

Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!

Smashtard by ShadowMan2 June 14, 2011

splashboard 

The area of the lower back slightly above the buttocks where the male ejaculates on the female shortly after doggie-style sex. Usually the target of choice for cum tossing when the male is overly excited and needs to quickly pull out.

See also, tramp stamp.

I was fuckin' that bitch so hard, I shot all over her splashboard.

splashboard by sdbro8 December 29, 2007

smashcord

Super Smash Bros discord servers for losers who want to discute or learn how to play a character, connects with their local community, argue about e-sport or simply repeat how Final destination with Star Fox is the only true way to play the game.

— Have you see, Jim only talks about smashcords the last days.
— Can he shut up the fuck up ? We don't care about his "no suit samus combos".

smashcord by SuisLaMort August 2, 2020

smashboat 

Boat comes from the cockney 'boat race' i.e. 'face, and smashboat is therefore someone whose face is a mess, due to the ingestion of far too much alcohol or 'other'. The smashboat is a professional caner, and being a good smashboat takes hard work and usually a lot of money.

Alright, smashboat?

smashboat by JenniK August 4, 2003

Slushboarding 

Originating in Rogers Park, Chicago; Slushboarding is a Winter sport in which the athlete removes hardware from a skateboard (using simply the "deck") and performs tricks and stunts on fresh snow ("powder") or weathered "slush" (melting ice and snow). Common tricks include: board slides on ledges or rails, 180" or 360" rotations, pop shove-its and general "big air" off of large, snowy gaps.

Yo, it's the first snowfall of the year, let's rip the trucks off of our boards and go slushboarding!

Slushboarding by Stevie Tea December 4, 2010