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spittoon 

noun - slang for a woman who has a significant amount of unprotected sex, usually with multiple partners, and usually with "dirty" or less than desirous ones.
There's no way I'm gonna hook up with Becky, that chick's a spittoon who's done the whole east side of the trailer park.
spittoon by Harvey_birdman April 16, 2007

spittoon 

A dirty little bucket made of metal or stone that people who chew tobacco rather than smoke it. These were popular in the West (of Loathing) and they can also be used with jelly bean chewing tobacco, extra corrosive chewing tobacco, and you can even pee in it, even if your diabetic. In spittoons, you can find helpful items like a nasty ring, porcelain clay figures, emblems, guns, excalibur replicas, and they can even be flipped upside down to turn them into a hat. The act of looking through gross spittoons was beloved by people like Mumflr Fumperdink (Markiplier) and if they are clean or brand new, he begins to cry while hugging the spittoon in the fetal position.
I like to find special items in spittoons.
spittoon by Duckdud November 19, 2020

spittoon lube 

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.
spittoon lube by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024

southern spittoon 

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.
Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.
southern spittoon by MattAllen January 28, 2014

White Spittoon

When you're getting a blowjob from your girl and you cum in her mouth but she doesnt swallow. Instead she flips you over on your knees, grabs your cheeks and spreads them. She then takes her thumbs and opens your asshole and she spits your cum into your asshole.
Dude my girl gave me a white spittoon, I've been farting my kids out for hours.

Sperm Spittoon 

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex
Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!
Sperm Spittoon by squidgit October 7, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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