placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
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placenta

a word used to express anger or to express disapproval in a irregular way, often to draw attention to your predicament or situation.
Jessy: "Scott you dropped your cup cake"
Scott: "awww Placenta!"
by Lego Mann August 20, 2009
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placenta

A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.
Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.
by Bob March 26, 2005
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placenta

The gunky thing that gets discharged from a woman during labor. Is used to transfer nutrients to the fetus during gestation.
As she went through labor, her placenta was discharged and splatted onto the floor. Was kinda gross!
by Bronxie March 23, 2005
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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!
by theblobguy August 02, 2008
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placenta

A tasty nutritous snack
Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?
by gronk December 07, 2004
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placenta

A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.

Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?

Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?

Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
by Bradley Pitticus April 21, 2006
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