Spittooning 

The act or acts of spitting your saliva into a spittoon to avoid ingesting saliva calories.

I should never of had that Werther's. I'm going to be spittooning for hours.

Spittooning by T to the I to the M July 15, 2011

Splatooning 

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

Splatooning by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatooning 

The Act of having a tentacle In your ass

Oh, I love splatooning people.

Splatooning by spooner735 March 31, 2024

Sittoning

Another term for a telling off/bollocking, taken from John Sitton's rant at his players during his half-time team talk at Leyton Orient. "You can pair up if you like and bring someone else, bring your dinner too because you're going to need it by the time I'm finished with you".

"Oh he's messed up again, the boss needs to give him a good sittoning!."

Sittoning by Wayne Kerr 123456789 December 22, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019