spitter-spatter 

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.

We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.

spitter-spatter by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010

Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out

Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .

Spitter splatter by HdSneakerhead May 24, 2018

sand spitter

All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.

It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.

sand spitter by Ball333 November 17, 2013

Keurig Spatter 

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

Keurig Spatter by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

Sheriff Shit-spitter by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

corn spitter 

An obscene reference to the buttocks.

Would you look at the corn spitter on that one? I'd like to give that a slap!

corn spitter by Nacho Supreme June 24, 2008

Ass Spatter 

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010