Shitjackin’

When a man disregards his other friends timeframes and decides to spent an extended period of time jerking off on the toilet while he’s taking a shit

Cole said he would be right back, but he’s been gone for so long, we can only assume he’s shitjackin’

Shitjackin’ by Spentznav April 27, 2024

shitjack 

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.

Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.

shitjack by JSbig June 25, 2015

Shittalkin 

The act of ripping on someone verbally, most present on games like HALO or CALL OF DUTY esp. when winning by a large amount.

"some guy was shittalkin to me last night, so i burned his house down"

Shittalkin by reedo March 26, 2008

shitjacket 

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.

1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.

shitjacket by theshitshow January 2, 2007

shikackin 

This Shit is Crackin.

This party is about to be dope.

Yo this party is shikackin.

Tonight is about to be shikackin

shikackin by b-dub12 February 19, 2009

shitjack 

a toilet usually in prison or jail

move dude i gotta get to the shitjack before i shit on myself

shitjack by james37601 January 2, 2009

shicackin 

slang for "shit's crackin"

hey cuddy let's get it shicackin

how we gonna get it shicackin tonight

shicackin by ebk every day December 9, 2008