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shitwack
Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads
Hutton Spitback
When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.
My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.
Hutton Spitback by Barzog January 23, 2013
spitwank
spitwank by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008
spitback
"jamiecarr" sooo, you up for a spitback?
"chelsey" hell yizzle jamie you rummikub legend.
"john" you guys are sick, im off to cheljajo.
"chelsey" hell yizzle jamie you rummikub legend.
"john" you guys are sick, im off to cheljajo.
spitback by akeem edward potter January 28, 2009
spitback
after ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)
john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"
spitback by Chris blud May 13, 2008
spitback
After ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)
john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"
spitback by Chris blud May 13, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.