spitwack

When you want to beat off, and there is no oil or cream around. Just cough up a floogie and coat your knob. Works great.

While in my car, I sometimes indulge in a nice spitwack to releive some tension.

by flashboy July 19, 2003

shitwack

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

Hutton Spitback

When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.

My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.

by Barzog January 23, 2013

spitwank

it is when someone spits on there hand for lubrication and then toss someone off.

somone is going to spitwank someone of.

by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008

spitback

the art of spitting into a high persons anus and then playing rummikub on their afro.

"jamiecarr" sooo, you up for a spitback?
"chelsey" hell yizzle jamie you rummikub legend.
"john" you guys are sick, im off to cheljajo.

by akeem edward potter January 28, 2009

spitback

after ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)

john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"

by Chris blud May 13, 2008

spitback

After ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)

john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"

by Chris blud May 13, 2008