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Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit
1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!
shitake by jengabenga January 22, 2009

holy shitake mushrooms! 

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut
Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

flying shitake 

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis
Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake
flying shitake by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008

Shitake Mushrooms 

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

Shitake Mushrooms 

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
Shitake Mushrooms by $irHC` March 25, 2010