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Shift Disturber
Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017
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Shifting logs
The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
Shifting logs by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018
Pizza Shift
For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023
Bart Shift
Bart Shift by woahace October 16, 2010
bool shift
A classy grandma way of saying bullshit.
*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.
*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.
bool shift by Dizzy Mendoza May 25, 2016
graveyard shift
graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....
Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things
1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably
Have anger issues
2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs
3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students
4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .
Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and
More at risk for diabetes.
Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .
Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....
Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things
1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably
Have anger issues
2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs
3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students
4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .
Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and
More at risk for diabetes.
Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .
Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his
Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company
So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.
Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the
Graveyard shift at FedEx.
Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .
Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so
She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company
So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.
Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the
Graveyard shift at FedEx.
Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .
Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so
She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
graveyard shift by Blu_leef September 24, 2023
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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