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Spiftting

"Spiffting" is the act of blowing ones nose by placing your index finger on one of your nostrils, then using the compressed air of your lungs to eject snot from your other nostril like a projectile.

Spiffting is primarily done by black males as thier large flared nostrils facilitate a nice clean spift, however white man have been known to spift, primarily wiggers attempting to emulate thier black gangsta heroes.
Cop: "Freeze Negro"

Negro: "You be not gonna takes me alive motherfuckers!" *SPIFT*

Cop: "Ah fuck, he spifted in my eye, i can't see"

Other cops: "Oh my god, it's the biggest snot i've ever seen" *BARRRF*

Negro: "Feets don't fails me now"

Spiftting should not be attempted by people with small nostrils.
by Doctor Phlem October 20, 2005
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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat
James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch
by shlubster March 3, 2014
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Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018
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Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016
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shitting Irish

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.
by jpg3 February 1, 2015
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shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
by #1SMTX October 3, 2015
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binge-shitting

What naturally happens following binge-eating.
After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018
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