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spielunking 

Refers to an "in-depth" and through "exploration" of the transcript from a lengthy/boring/complicated speech. lecture, etc.
In an old late-'80's political-satire cartoon , John Tower is shown being sentenced for his alleged political improprieties; the "stiff penalty" that the judge imposes on Mr. Tower is spielunking the entire many-hundreds-of-pages-long Iran-Contra-affair investigation-report --- "May you die of boredom, Mr. Tower!"
spielunking by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Anal Spelunking  

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one
honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns
Anal Spelunking by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

Facial Spelunking 

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
Facial Spelunking by liveMike June 19, 2008

urban spelunking

The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.
I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.
urban spelunking by Digby February 26, 2003

Mancave spelunking 

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.
Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...

spejunking 

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.
I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.
spejunking by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010

shelunking 

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.
Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.
shelunking by The turd abibes August 27, 2021