spicy dump 

A terrible burning sensation as you take a dump

I wish I had ice for this spicy dump

spicy dump by Karl Last November 4, 2013

Spicy Dumpling 

When press secretary Sean Spicer lies or spins to cover up for something stupid Donald Trump did or said.

The White House was serving up a lot of spicy dumplings today to try and cover for Trump.

Spicy Dumpling by Bowling Greenfuckup February 12, 2017

Spicy Dumpling 

A fetish/back-alley abortion method developed in Asia which involves the active participation of both a pregnant woman and a willing helper. A Bacardi 151 (or similar grain alcohol) douche/enema combo is administered to the pregnant woman. The woman then straddles her helper's chest and squats down in typical Cleveland Steamer fashion. The helper readies an ignition source (ie: ligher, matches, flame-thrower.) and waits in anticipation. Simultaneously, she expells the liquor out of both orifices with as much force as possible. The helper then ignites the ejected fluid mid-stream, causing a blindingly intense flash of light and heat. If performed correctly, the resulting combustion should leave a smoldering pile of blackened fecal/fetal/corn 'gunk' on and around the chest and neck of the helper. The gunk is then collected and sold on the black market to high-end Chinese restaurants to be used as a "house" sauce.

Never order the spicy dumplings from a Chinese restaurant located in the immediate vicinity of a whore-house or abortion clinic.

Spicy Dumpling by DaBrownGuy December 17, 2008

Spicy Dumpling 

When someones eats hot peppers all day and then takes a dump on another persons extended tongue, getting spciy hot shit all over the reciever's mouth.

After eating at the mexican resteraunt, Enrique came home and gave me a wicked hot spicy dumpling.

Spicy Dumpling by scottwawa November 9, 2006