Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.
Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"

Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"
by Jeremy Beavercreek September 28, 2011
before engaging in some very "hot" and erotic foreplay with dildos and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and I mean give em a real good coat. Then you take the false wangs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner's beav and/or bung. If you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.
Say, love muffins? How's about I duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. Then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and I'll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?
by D.P. Wong March 18, 2009
This is when you get anything spicy (tabasco, salsa), or anything else spicy that you would eat, and dump them into a pussy. When you start licking her pussy, it will taste good. Like a taco.
My girlfriend gave me the worst head when were were 69ing. So i decided to put some tabasco sauce up her pussy. Dayum. I didnt even notice her bad head when i was tasting that spicy taco!
by coak October 23, 2006
The reaction from a woman after hot sauce is applied near her Treasure Track.
Put hot sauce on your hand and rub away.
by CJ February 9, 2005
any male prostitute who is especially greasy or hasn't showered in 7 months.
Billy: The other day I ate a spicy taco
Bob: Do you even know what that is?
by a babies goad April 18, 2017
A douchebag who stalks two girls to Big Truck Tacos and gets bitched when they go through the drive thru. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: paying for the targets night at the fair and then getting ditched for another man, abandoning friends to stalk targets, excessive talking about one's wrestling career to try to impress the stalked girl(s), and excessive crying and pouting over the above situations
by GSP_anal69 October 22, 2010