Spext

To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.

Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.

by ThickQueen October 30, 2018

spext

Spam-text. Texting the same message to multiple phones by selecting multiple phone numbers from a cell phone contact list all at once. Usually used for holiday greetings or party invitations.

Did you get Sarah's spext about her party? Supposed to be a good one. She even has a mime!

by Nathan F. December 30, 2006

spexting

The pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of sexting. Often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.

1. My girlfriend caught me spexting with my guy Andy at dinner again last night, and boy was my face red. 2. I had to change my cell phone plan due to all the spexting this Bulls season.

by Big-Red November 6, 2010

spexting

The act of sharing ones most romantic, intimate, and vulnerable inner most thoughts and/or feelings via the combined assimilation of spooning and texting when the physical means or attributes of spooning are not applicable nor available.

Similar to sexting

My boyfriend and I were spexting all morning about whether or not our future possible children would be ravishing UFC beasts or genius millionaire nerds who would take care of us when we retire.

by thehagness May 18, 2011

Spexting

Not to be confused with 'sexting'. Spexting is the act of exchanging favorite South Park quotes with a fellow friend who also enjoys the many antics in the show.

"We were spexting so much last night, I think we covered five seasons."
"My buddy Steve just sent me a spext, now I'm going to be laughing all day at work."

by rEVOLution. December 19, 2011