Spext

To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.

Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.

by ThickQueen October 29, 2018

spext

Spam-text. Texting the same message to multiple phones by selecting multiple phone numbers from a cell phone contact list all at once. Usually used for holiday greetings or party invitations.

Did you get Sarah's spext about her party? Supposed to be a good one. She even has a mime!

by Nathan F. January 2, 2007

sext message

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.

Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.

by hnoss February 19, 2017

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

by oceancats February 13, 2017

sextathon

A sextathon, like a marathon, but with sex, begins usually in the late afternoon and goes into the wee hours of the morning. Just when you think it will end, it doesn't , because one person just keeps going and going. A sextathon can last hours leaving the parties feeling dehydrated and a bit sore.

I am exhausted, didn't get any sleep. I started this sextathon with my BF and he just kept going , and going. Took me a few days to recover.

by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

Sextacy

Extacy laced with viagra. Often given out at rave parties attended by old people.

Warning: Sextacy may cause explosive ejaculation, temporary gayness, everything in site to become a sex object, repressed memories of making basement movies with your uncle as a kid to become unrepressed, or even death.

by A WHITE GUY May 29, 2016

sextillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
This number is humourous due to the mention of sex. Contains 22 digits.

Math teacher:... and after quadrillion and quintillion comes... sextillion.
Class: *uncontrolable laughter*

by rustyhookj July 8, 2004