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Spege
Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.
Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.
Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.
Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on
Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on
Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009
yeetle spegeetle
yeetle spegeetle by Graham Roche March 21, 2017
Spengel
To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009
shit-spewer
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
shit-spewer by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
Spewey Decimal System
Based on the Dewey Decimal System, a method of organizing and cataloging pornography created by Chris Griffin
Stewie: These are impressively organized and cataloged.
Chris: People in the community like things well-labeled, so I developed the Spewey Decimal System.
Chris: People in the community like things well-labeled, so I developed the Spewey Decimal System.
Spewey Decimal System by Large Magellanic Cloud December 12, 2022
Sympathy Spewer
One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment.
When Jane threw up at the dinner table we immediately found out Bob was a sympathy spewer because he proceeded to vomit as well.
Sympathy Spewer by ATmegaNeRd May 16, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.