spedge

Northern colloquilism for chewing gum.

Got any spedge, then, ye fukin' wassock?

by WillGoring August 24, 2006

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

Sedge

When something is meant to be exciting but is really just lame.

This game is so Sedge
That was so Sedge

by James Donnelly January 2, 2022

Spege

Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.

Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.

Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.

Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on

Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...

by The jimbonator June 22, 2009

Warsaw sledgehammer

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length

my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

by johnyblahblahblah February 11, 2009

yeetle spegeetle

To throw Spaghetti

There was a food fight at school so I pulled a yeetle Spegeetle on my friend

by Graham Roche March 21, 2017

Swedgered

To describe someone who has consumed large quantitys of ecstacy and dosent know or where they are.

"look at him hes swedgered out his nut"

by damagefaction January 24, 2009