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Speage (noun):

1. An adult male, smaller in stature, who engages in homosexual fellatio at noon.
2. Unlike a "Twink," a Speage is characterized by a resemblance to a gremlin or goblin and often uses green camouflage to distract from male ejaculation on their torso.
1. "Every afternoon, the team would jokingly refer to their smallest member as a speage, alluding to his peculiar habit of disappearing at noon."

2. "Whenever lunchtime approached, some would call him a speage due to his tendency to sneak off and his uncanny resemblance to a goblin in his green attire."
Speage by Matthew Craudim July 31, 2024
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Splagebbi 

Splagebbi is a variation of spaghetti, except those are covered in goo. Those pastas are the best thing Slimecicle ever ate. They are first used in the "Cooking Show" of the first episode in Generation Loss.
Ranboo: What is this?

Slimecicle: Oh!! It's splagebbi!
Ranboo: *look of disgust*
Splagebbi by Frowst June 15, 2023
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Speager • Speage • Spaget • speakeasy • speaker • spagett • Speared • Spagetti • Spage • Speagle

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

speaker city 

The company Vince Vaughn's character owns in the movie Old School. There are also tshirts for sale with the Speaker City logo from the movie.
Where did they get all those music supplies for the party in Old School?

Speaker City.
speaker city by TMurphster March 18, 2008
The master of spooking, capable of hiding behind plants and in dumpsters. Often mistaken as the bosses kid or just some guy with a long ponytail.

His name, Spagett, is also his catchphrase, which he shouts upon emerging from his hiding place
"Spagett! Got Ya! Spooked Ya"
spagett by Spagett January 8, 2009
Something you DO NOT TOUCHA.

(Italian accent pronunciation of spaghetti.)
SPAGET by RockstarJockey January 13, 2018

bitin speakers in the face 

The lyric “bath salt, bitin speakers in the face” is used in the song Lemon by N.E.R.D & Rihanna. It refers to a case in Florida a few years ago where a man was on bath salts and cannibalized another person, biting their face.
“Bath, bath salt, bitin speakers in the face”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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