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sperfect 

pron: /sper-fekt/

Swiss like perfection.

Super-perfect.

Anything that is done with class, elegance and supreme perfection, usually attributed to the Swiss.

The swiss are known for their precision, perfection and reliability. The word 'sperfect' is born from this.
You can count on her; She is a sperfect project manager.

I want this to be sperfect, understand?

The sperfect nature of this creation is unmistakable.
sperfect by Kirubakaran July 24, 2006

spearfishing

An activity undertaken by males on the pull whereby the protagonist heads out to catch, ie take home, whatever he gets stuck on the end of his spear; indiscriminate hooking up with the opposite sex
'What's he doing talking to that munter?'
'Ah, Jimbo's just spearfishing tonight'
spearfishing by Becca J W September 5, 2007
masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
splurf by dr.smegman January 21, 2011
The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
splurf by Liev Love December 26, 2008
Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
splurf by Elsie Gundo August 16, 2005
Christopher Robin is so sperfy!
sperfy by Meggies October 13, 2004
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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