speurf

The adventures of a man who goes on an adventure to save someone. Usually a princess.

Link went on a speurf to save Zelda in Hyrule.

by nejiclone360 December 18, 2013

sperfect

pron: /sper-fekt/

Swiss like perfection.

Super-perfect.

Anything that is done with class, elegance and supreme perfection, usually attributed to the Swiss.

The swiss are known for their precision, perfection and reliability. The word 'sperfect' is born from this.

You can count on her; She is a sperfect project manager.

I want this to be sperfect, understand?

The sperfect nature of this creation is unmistakable.

by Kirubakaran July 24, 2006

spearfishing

An activity undertaken by males on the pull whereby the protagonist heads out to catch, ie take home, whatever he gets stuck on the end of his spear; indiscriminate hooking up with the opposite sex

'What's he doing talking to that munter?'
'Ah, Jimbo's just spearfishing tonight'

by Becca J W September 5, 2007

splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

splurf

Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.

the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.

by Elsie Gundo August 16, 2005

sperfy

nifty, cool, special, wack

Christopher Robin is so sperfy!

by Meggies October 13, 2004