or 'splurfing the web'
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 2, 2013
Get the splurfing mug.In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)
Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
by user_83029404 January 5, 2021
Get the smurfing mug.A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
by karqz May 8, 2021
Get the Semen Slurping mug.A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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Get the shlurfin mug.When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
Get the hefty smurfing mug.A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
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