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Used to describe an individual as socially unaware, or inept.

Just to the right of being incapable of social interaction. Tolerable, if you have sympathy for their lack of understanding.

Origin: A play off of Asberger's Syndrome. A functional portion of the Autistic Spectrum. Often those who use the word "Spergy" have more sensitivity than people who use the term "retarded" to describe the socially inept.
"What the hell did he just say?!"
"Hey, calm down, He's a little spergy"
"Oh, thanks. I just about lost my cool"

"Does he even realize she's not into men?"
"Don't bother, he's a total sperge"
Spergy by venderofgoods October 3, 2011
Related Words
sperfy sperrys sperf smerfy speefy sperryfoot Superfy Sherfy Snerfy sperfect
v: to maker super or awesome; to extremely improve the condition of
(1) Superfy me!

(2) I just superfied my house!

(3) I just superfied your face! (Throw's fist into others face)

(4) You just got superfied!

Spermy Germies 

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.
Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!

sperryfoot 

The disgustingly delicious aroma that results from wearing sperry topsiders as they are meant to be worn...without socks.
Bob has a legendary case of Sperryfoot since he always wears his sperrys without socks
sperryfoot by G train April 10, 2007

spermypoo 

1.) The poo of a person who has received violent anal sex (normally from a father, or father figure) in which massive amounts of sperm have been ejaculated into the ass. This sperm is then mixed with the fecal matter into a slurry which may be drained out and stored for later usage as lubricant or beverage.

2.) The poo of a person who has ingested only sperm for 48 consecutive hours; this may also be drained and used later as lubricant or beverage.
"Go clean the spermypoo from the shower!" Deep voiced naked father, probably a plumber.
"But daaaaaad!!" Whinny volleyball playing boy.
spermypoo by Asteve April 20, 2010
-The official shoe of college students, and that of most fraternity driven men.
-Usually a very tan color, worn without socks and helps with stability when binge drinking.
-Most college girls, or sorority girls have an attraction to "bros" that wear sperrys
-The shoe name Top-Sider is the most common collection worn
He's got one sperrys and he is an alpha delta, what a bro.

She loves her guys to wear sperrys.
Sperry by Bro Montoya May 5, 2011