spurf

the process of a man releasing bodily fluids out of his member

I think I'm gonna go home and spurf on my girlfriends face.

by Say Tin September 30, 2007

Spurf

It's sort of like 'Fuck' in that it can be a noun or verb, turned into an adjective or adverb, and always works as an interjection.

After taking her out to a fine $6.99 Golden Corrall Steak Buffet dinner, a brotha could have at least expected a spurf from that beeotch.

Spurf! I guess I be yo baby's momma's momma

That betta not be spurf on my cheetos.

Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all alone, I think about that time in the Turkish prison when the Bala brothers took turns spurfing me until passed out

by Strong Bad October 2, 2003

Spurf

Spurf is that weird gross taste you wake up with in your mouth. It sometimes tastes like feces.

Ah shucks, I have spurf from that orgy last night!

by The Hungry Atheist September 7, 2016

Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurflicker

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

papa smurfs glizzy

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020