spurf

the process of a man releasing bodily fluids out of his member

I think I'm gonna go home and spurf on my girlfriends face.

by Say Tin September 17, 2007

Spurf

It's sort of like 'Fuck' in that it can be a noun or verb, turned into an adjective or adverb, and always works as an interjection.

After taking her out to a fine $6.99 Golden Corrall Steak Buffet dinner, a brotha could have at least expected a spurf from that beeotch.

Spurf! I guess I be yo baby's momma's momma

That betta not be spurf on my cheetos.

Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all alone, I think about that time in the Turkish prison when the Bala brothers took turns spurfing me until passed out

by Strong Bad October 3, 2003

Spurfing

the act of urination directly after masturbation causing excess sperm to surf down the stream

after having sex i felt a little excess nut custard so i decided to go spurfing

by the spurf king September 1, 2010

Spurf

Spurf is that weird gross taste you wake up with in your mouth. It sometimes tastes like feces.

Ah shucks, I have spurf from that orgy last night!

by The Hungry Atheist February 19, 2016