spurf 

the process of a man releasing bodily fluids out of his member

I think I'm gonna go home and spurf on my girlfriends face.

spurf by Say Tin September 30, 2007

Spurf 

It's sort of like 'Fuck' in that it can be a noun or verb, turned into an adjective or adverb, and always works as an interjection.

After taking her out to a fine $6.99 Golden Corrall Steak Buffet dinner, a brotha could have at least expected a spurf from that beeotch.

Spurf! I guess I be yo baby's momma's momma

That betta not be spurf on my cheetos.

Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all alone, I think about that time in the Turkish prison when the Bala brothers took turns spurfing me until passed out

Spurf by Strong Bad October 2, 2003

Spurf 

Spurf is that weird gross taste you wake up with in your mouth. It sometimes tastes like feces.

Ah shucks, I have spurf from that orgy last night!

Spurf by The Hungry Atheist September 7, 2016

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

papa smurfs glizzy by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020