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the act of cumming in a girls ass hole then having her shit it out, then you wipe it all over their chest with your dick.
dude that chick looks like she got sperfed all over last night
sperf by milliondolrmoose69r March 10, 2007
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The sperm of a smurf. Plain and simple.
Look at all that blue shit on that bitches face! She got sperf all over her!
Sperf by Spachalu March 15, 2011
word used to describe a puertorican when one is in the presence of puertoricans, instead of using the obviously deregotory term spic.
(scene in crowded nyc mcdonald's)
white boy #1- check out that sperf with the air jordans.
white boy #2- yeah. well check out the one with the crazy look on his face.
sperf by g-ring May 5, 2007
Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF
I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF
SPERF by N-arch November 19, 2019
When one or more sperm cells surfboard, specifically onto another object. A "sperfable wave" can be any object or person.
OMG. My load just sperfed all over your face.

Later my balls will unload their competitors into the lake for a round of sperfing.
sperf by laser goat September 1, 2010
The combination of the words smurf and sperm
Sperf
My girlfriend got sperfed on in the woods
Sperf by Ranqestador July 1, 2015
A person or thing which exhibits traits of high stupidity

From Middle English (denoting a person of low intelligence): via Old French from Latin sperria ‘ignorant person’, from Greek sperōēs ‘person of low intellect, layman, ignorant person’, from sperios ‘simple, quirky’.
Zach: I backed my truck into a trailer again.

Abe: Of course you did, you're such a sperald!
sperald by Mr Shin August 25, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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