sperf 

the act of cumming in a girls ass hole then having her shit it out, then you wipe it all over their chest with your dick.

dude that chick looks like she got sperfed all over last night

sperf by milliondolrmoose69r March 10, 2007

Sperf 

The sperm of a smurf. Plain and simple.

Look at all that blue shit on that bitches face! She got sperf all over her!

Sperf by Spachalu March 15, 2011

sperf 

word used to describe a puertorican when one is in the presence of puertoricans, instead of using the obviously deregotory term spic.

(scene in crowded nyc mcdonald's)
white boy #1- check out that sperf with the air jordans.
white boy #2- yeah. well check out the one with the crazy look on his face.

sperf by g-ring May 5, 2007

SPERF 

Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF

I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF

SPERF by N-arch November 19, 2019

sperf 

When one or more sperm cells surfboard, specifically onto another object. A "sperfable wave" can be any object or person.

OMG. My load just sperfed all over your face.

Later my balls will unload their competitors into the lake for a round of sperfing.

sperf by laser goat September 1, 2010

Sperf 

The combination of the words smurf and sperm
Sperf

My girlfriend got sperfed on in the woods

Sperf by Ranqestador July 1, 2015

sperald 

A person or thing which exhibits traits of high stupidity

From Middle English (denoting a person of low intelligence): via Old French from Latin sperria ‘ignorant person’, from Greek sperōēs ‘person of low intellect, layman, ignorant person’, from sperios ‘simple, quirky’.

Zach: I backed my truck into a trailer again.

Abe: Of course you did, you're such a sperald!

sperald by Mr Shin August 25, 2019