When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.
IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.
by AntiDevil23 April 7, 2016
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