spermworthy

adj. To be worthy of sperm. Describes a very attractive woman that is fit to be fucked. The term also describes a woman who deserves sex because of her looks or personality. It establishes an unwritten criteria for a female's sexual eligibility.

That girl is definitely spermworthy.

Guy #1: Dude! That girl is disgusting. She is not spermworthy.
Guy #2: Thanks dude. I dodged a bullet there.

Girl: Why are all those popular girls having more sex than I am? I'm more spermworthy than they'll ever be. It's uncanny!

spermworthy by Abejohn102 May 16, 2011

Spurtworthy 

An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"

1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!

2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.

Spurtworthy by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010