spermaceti 

Sperm spaghetti

Are we having spermaceti for dinner? Yah lemme it’ll be done in 15 seconds

spermaceti by anonymous February 3, 2022

Spermabetes 

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

spermacepticle 

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.

The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow

spermacepticle by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

spermaccino 

to ejaculate in someones mouth

This girl was suckin my dick so I made her a fresh Spermaccino

spermaccino by Shanelovr February 26, 2010

spermactite 

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

spermactite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

spermatically  

A term often used on Corporate Conference calls to illustrate when similar things appear or happen at irregular intervals in time; occasional:

Often used publicaly.

Toni spermatically articulates herself by inventing a new word.

in a sporadic manner; "he only works sporadically"

spermatically by DanielD April 15, 2007