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(v) To have sex with, or impregnate someone.
Sir Williams: Hey Cletus, I spermed your old lady.
Cletus: Whaaaaa?
Shondra: Oh no he di''nt!
spermed by Sperminator September 7, 2008
the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.
i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.
spermed by kaylanicool November 30, 2011
Pwned, owned or in a sentence like 'you got spermed' it is like saying 'you got served'.
After Alex was owned by Andrew in COD, Andrew said "You got spermed!!"
spermed by Johnny Star May 15, 2010

spermed up 

When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.
Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.
spermed up by FoChedda February 15, 2009

get spermed 

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated
When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”
get spermed by 1/5ofchef February 9, 2023

T-Spermed 

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.
"Jake T-Spermed again"
T-Spermed by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
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