whocouldbescaredofajeffery's definitions

hipster hustle

The hipster hustle is the act of a man speaking against sexism to drunk hipster girls, hoping to illicit sex from them. This is ironic, for they're using the idea of women not being treated like sex objects, in order to treat women like sex objects. One can not feel exceptionally sorry for the naive victims, but one who pulls a hipster hustle is still an asswipe.

look at that douche in his lumberjack outfit pullin' a hipster hustle on that chick, man.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery October 24, 2015

matthawk

An all around good dude named Matt who has a mohawk. This haircut is not common and so hence how someone decided to give him the nickname. He's a good homeboy to have around and his unique appearance gets him his fair share of tang, so the excessive amounts of time he spends grooming that I'm sure he won't own up to is totally forgivable.

Let's go beer bong some Mickey's with matthawk.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 4, 2014

space coke

Cocaine that came from space. Referred to in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"

Here try this space coke man, I got it from the aliens.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

spermied

Childish past tense verb for ejaculating. When used during or shortly after a sexual encounter, this verb is known to off-put the other participant to the degree that they almost instantly decide never to have sex with them again.

Oops, I spermied in you.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014