Spermartini 

A classic vermouth cocktail with an olive and a good dash of jizz.

Virgin Spermartini is the socially more acceptable form with vanilla ice cream minus the olive.

Damn, I got dolfed, there´s an olive in my Virgin Spermartini! I hope I don´t get superaids...

Spermartini by TopGunther February 20, 2011

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

spermarific 

Amazing, awesome, "spiffy", an expression of utter bliss

Guy 1:Dude I hooked up with Curtis's mom!
Guy 2: dude, that's spermarific!
Guy 1: You know a I slapped a beard on that ho!
Guy 2: Epic!
Guy 1: Then I found 50 bucks!
Guy 2: Wow, that's also spermarific!

spermarific by DeShanzie February 15, 2008

Smegmartini 

An alcoholic beverage that consists of smegma, jizz, STIs, bollock sweat, piss, shit and vaporised arsehole hairs. Best served cold with a lemon on the side.

Katie: “how was last night with Jack?”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”

Smegmartini by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

Ben Sermarini

A W sigma who hits the volleyball and is hated by Jeffery mangold

Wow that guy, Ben sermarini , is cool

Ben Sermarini by Jaidenjacnamee February 7, 2025