spermacoligist

A male or female who specializes in the taste, smell, and texture of semen.

My ex girlfriend is a spermacoligist she sucked off all my friends trying to find a new breed of semen.

by Waco March 6, 2007

spermatologist

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.

I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

by Askthe BeerGuys June 29, 2010