spergaceti 

The gross amount of awkward conversations and moments attributed to one with aspergers or a similar mental condition. Used in a similar manner as spermaceti.

Guy 1: Hey man, what was up with you and Issac?
Guy 2: I had to get out of that conversation, it was dripping with spergaceti

spergaceti by Carlos Montenegro April 12, 2016

spermacepticle 

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.

The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow

spermacepticle by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

spermactite 

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

spermactite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

spergadelick

An annoying kid, who is really smart and in the STEM program. They are also very punchable

Wow, your a spergadelick

spergadelick by drgood12 October 16, 2019

Spergatits 

1)Female breasts that have male seamen all over them.

2)

YUMMM!!! I love me some damn spergatits..

Spergatits by willy hitter February 13, 2009

spermaceti 

Sperm spaghetti

Are we having spermaceti for dinner? Yah lemme it’ll be done in 15 seconds

spermaceti by anonymous February 3, 2022