put all one's sperm in one basket 

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

put all one's sperm in one basket by mathjedi March 28, 2009

to risk eating the horse's sperm 

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

to risk eating the horse's sperm by Clintacus February 7, 2010

Devil's Sperm

Mayonnaise.

I would like the turkey sub without devil's sperm please.

I'll take a BLT, hold the devil's sperm please.

Does your ranch dressing have devil's sperm in it?

Devil's Sperm by Huevoscartledge March 25, 2011

Austin's sperm 

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

Austin's sperm by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Shakel's Sperm 

The fastest sperm in the entire world

"Shakel's sperm is faster than the speed of light!"

Shakel's Sperm by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

CaseOH's Sperm 

When you mix ketchup and mayonnaise

Have you tried CaseOH's Sperm?

CaseOH's Sperm by xX_FatCat_Xx March 11, 2024

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020