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seenzoned 

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(
Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(
seenzoned by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013
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JP: I burnt out the clutch on my ride, needs a new one
Lou: No way dude, hope it's not to spenno
Spenno by FlySouth March 26, 2013

Spengooly 

A person who has reached one of the highest levels of stupidity.
Person 1: Your urethra is a vein in your brain right?
Person 2: You are an absolute spengooly mate.
Spengooly by BiloGundlach21 February 13, 2018

Spendocrat 

A derogatory term used by republicans and 'true liberals' to cast shame on democrats that increase taxes and the national debt. It was first used in 1963 during a republican debate but has since been popularised by 'The Simpsons'
The illiterate tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, spendocrat diamond Joe Quimby
-The Simpsons

Us republicans can agree that the dillusional program put forward by spendocrat Bernie Sanders would leave this country broker than it currently is
Spendocrat by Repugnant Republican October 13, 2017

Spendonomics 

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.
I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.
Spendonomics by Tomicus April 6, 2009
The term for implanting your father’s smegma inside of your own foreskin and proceeding to have anal sex with your step-mother.
“Holy shit, Marushyne, I totally Spenol’d my dad while he was sleeping last night.”
Spenol by Mayoangle April 24, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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