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splatfest 

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
splatfest by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

spunkfest 

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.
Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.
spunkfest by Cifco July 28, 2015

Specufestor 

An Australian term meaning a shady character who buys up all the dogboxes (rental property) in his suburb, then rents then out for a packet to loser renters, then sits back on a beach in Thailand living off his profits. He might boast about his achievements on property forums like the Zetaboards Australian Property Forum and then he'll get called a troll by all the other bitter loser renters there.
Damn! Frank is such a fucking specufestor. That parasite is out in Thailand drinking and shagging all day while all my hard earned wages pay the rent that pays for his lifestyle! Wish I'd bought a house before the boom like Shady advised me to do, then I wouldn't be stuck living in this shithole with Sean and Wulfie paying rent to Frank.
Specufestor by Zoran CC November 14, 2010
a word used to describe an event in which many skets (sluts/whores/slags) are going to be, or were, present.
Boy A: So who's going to the party tonight?
Boy B: Tanisha, Jasmin, Emily, that crowd
Boy A: Wow, sounds like a proper sketfest!
sketfest by happyhunting May 16, 2010

specufestor 

Your mum buys a house, rents it out to Sean, waits until the market triples, sells it, then buys another one, rents it out to Sean etc.
Your mum is a specufestor, innit?
specufestor by Specufestorlol December 16, 2008

spankfest 

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.
Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.
spankfest by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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