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spendurance 

An amount of money large enough to sustain one’s activities and needs for a specified timeframe.
My income and bank accounts need to have increased spendurance if I’m going to be able to go to school and survive next year.
spendurance by jayteeminton December 15, 2008
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Spedulance 

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.
Spedulance by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003
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Spoodurance Trials 

In short, the vampire sex olympics. Established in 2007 on one of the many Twilight Lexicon Vampire Mating Threads, four judges wrote the Spoodurance Trials. These trials were made possible by four excruciatingly handsome vampires- Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Carlisle.
Special nicknames were made for each of the Cullen men, all pertaining to their strengths, and more than not, weaknesses. Among these weaknesses were overexcitement resulting in burnt hair, judges being thrown off mechanical bulls, fear of brokeness, and trying too hard in animal print underwear on a certain batpole.
Strengths of the lovely Cullens/Hale were endurance, creativity, musical skill, the ability to wham, and many others that would take up too much space, and far too much of your time.
Each vampire had a specific trainer to aid them in their abilities.
The Spoodurance Trials 2007, all started off of the term spoo and other various mentions of jokes on other threads and on FanFiction. A large number of fangirls also supported their contestant, and cheered them on throughout the whole process. Tears were shed, laughs were heard, and food was spewed onto many computer screens. Everyone who happens to have read the Trials knows that this was Spoo history in the making.
Edward and Bella's truck tied for first place in the Spoodurance Trials.

Many fans were cheering on Jasper because of his ability to wham, giving him leverage in the Spooduance Trials.

Spedulance 

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.
Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.
Spedulance by Don November 21, 2003

Spoodurance Trials 

Spoodurance Trials

With no other simple way of saying this coming to mind the Spoodurance Trials are basically Vampire Sex in the form of Olympics.
Judges were Cocoa, silly_bella, Darkfairy, and Ambereyes.

The prize was annie.ohhhhyes

The contestants were Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Carlisle

Trainers were for Emmett bronzehairedgirl, for Jasper
Samurph26, for Edwards In Love With Forever, and for Carlisle Ebony.

teenibopper1 was a pillow ;]

Jesseh was our MC, our Ryan Seacrest

And of course the special appearance of Spooderman.
The winner for the Spoodurance Trials was...well maybe you should head over to the VMT boards and read the trials for yourself instead of spoiling the fun!

Spoodurance Trials 

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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