Definitions by jayteeminton

yarnage 

1. The damage that a Yarn Crawl does to your credit card.
2. What's left of the yarn store after a tour bus of marauding knitters and crocheters shows up for an impromptu Yarn Crawl.

Those biddies came in last weekend from upstate, and did some serious yarnage to the store--call the suppliers, we need to restock!

yarnage by jayteeminton January 26, 2009

spendurance 

An amount of money large enough to sustain one’s activities and needs for a specified timeframe.

My income and bank accounts need to have increased spendurance if I’m going to be able to go to school and survive next year.

spendurance by jayteeminton December 15, 2008

baudacity 

When someone has the audacity to carelessly email a large data file to a person whose internet connection cannot support it, thus clogging the recipient's inbox.

That Nimrod had the baudacity to send me a 50 Mb movie when he KNOWS I'm on dial-up!

baudacity by jayteeminton August 18, 2008