Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

by Don November 21, 2003

sexulance

The act of farting during sexual intercourse.

My friend can't help his sexulance, every time he is doing his girlfriend he farts just before he cums.

by Squirrelass13 June 8, 2016

spendurance

An amount of money large enough to sustain one’s activities and needs for a specified timeframe.

My income and bank accounts need to have increased spendurance if I’m going to be able to go to school and survive next year.

by jayteeminton December 15, 2008