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spendrose

Someone with overly optimistic purchasing priorities.
No, you spendrose, you do not need that book binding kit, you should buy 40kilos of onions as the plague of 2020 is here.
by lowtechnical-council July 23, 2020
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speedrope

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).
Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.
by Jim A December 31, 2006
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spedosexual

From the root word Spedophile; which is a person with a strong sexual attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
"That girl Angel, only dates guys from the special needs classes, because no one else would be interested in her."

"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."

"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."

"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."

"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
by MrLingam80 April 12, 2018
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Spindrone

If Equinox is short staffed—dire times require out-of-the-box measures.
“I actually prefer the spindrone,” Nur confessed to Azalea, wiping the sweat from their brow then sanitizing their glutes. “I have less to answer for when I can’t manage the tap back.”
“Right,” said Azalea, who wasn’t sure she agreed. “And the spindrone doesn’t mind if you switch off Find U Again for Bennie and the Jets?”

“Mr. Garcia,” pipes in the peon from the Club’s front desk. “There’s a new spindrone here to see you about the MWF noon slot. I offered it water but it said hydration would be unnecessary.
“Good!” chortles the club manager, unknotting the noose he had only just constructed for himself out of locker room towels, “Finally an instructor who’s not a drama queen.”
by Hifalutin! February 6, 2022
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nigga sendrome

When a person eats and become sleepy.
Man after this meal I got nigga sendrome, I'm gonna go
lay it down.
by Tudy February 4, 2008
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Spendover

Another way to say sleepover.
Sounds classier and less girly.
"you can spendover after the party if you want"
by cantresisttheclick July 6, 2009
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Spendlove

It is another word for making love. Or giving oral pleasure to someone
"hey sexy boy i would love to Spendlove with you!"
by NIgger69Fagot69 August 31, 2017
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