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Spedmonkey
A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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spermosa
When you take a cum shot into your mouth, add a gulp of champagne to it and let it blend in your mouth before swallowing it.
Smitty blew a load into Bethany's mouth, and before she swallowed it, he poured some champagne into her mouth so she could make a delicious spermosa before swallowing his creamy load.
spermosa by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017
spedmo
a SPecial EDucation MObile. someones car that is lower end, the car usually moves or proceeds slowly; delays or impedes traffic.
usually one from a small town or county that pulls out in front of you and then proceeds to travel at least ten miles per hour below the posted speed limit like they are doing nothing wrong, never to look in the rear veiw to obsereve anyone behind them.
spedmo by Brad Carter March 27, 2005
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spermometer by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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