A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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When you take a cum shot into your mouth, add a gulp of champagne to it and let it blend in your mouth before swallowing it.
Smitty blew a load into Bethany's mouth, and before she swallowed it, he poured some champagne into her mouth so she could make a delicious spermosa before swallowing his creamy load.
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usually one from a small town or county that pulls out in front of you and then proceeds to travel at least ten miles per hour below the posted speed limit like they are doing nothing wrong, never to look in the rear veiw to obsereve anyone behind them.
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