spejmo 

Pet name for a guild wars 2 playmate called Bexi

Hey up spejmo

spejmo by Eebeez April 3, 2023

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spermosa 

When you take a cum shot into your mouth, add a gulp of champagne to it and let it blend in your mouth before swallowing it.

Smitty blew a load into Bethany's mouth, and before she swallowed it, he poured some champagne into her mouth so she could make a delicious spermosa before swallowing his creamy load.

spermosa by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017

spedmo 

a SPecial EDucation MObile. someones car that is lower end, the car usually moves or proceeds slowly; delays or impedes traffic.

usually one from a small town or county that pulls out in front of you and then proceeds to travel at least ten miles per hour below the posted speed limit like they are doing nothing wrong, never to look in the rear veiw to obsereve anyone behind them.

spedmo by Brad Carter March 27, 2005

spermometer 

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

spermometer by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

Spermoit 

Unwanted lil fucking kid

That nigga @girlyfym/uglyfym is a lil spermoit

Spermoit by Nigareq August 28, 2020

Spemo

Referring to anyone of spanish or latin descent who is also considered to be emo or emotional.

Vanessa: I'm so sad...
Missy: And you're mexican...
James: She's such a spemo...
Missy: Yep
Vanessa: I'm a what????

Spemo by JamesRox November 24, 2006