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spermology 

the study of sperm.. one who is in the field of spermology is refered to as a spermologist
When I grow up, I want to get a PhD in spermology
spermology by eliz November 10, 2004
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Spermology 

The idea that when an individual passes away, they become a single sperm who then goes on to be chosen to be reincarnated when a female and male make love.
Through the belief of spermology, it becomes clear that Megan Fox is the reincarinated sperm of Marilyn Monroe.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.

Sphereology

The Study of Spheres.
Person 1: G'day mate! I just learned about Sphereology in school!

Person 2: That's great! Let me quiz you....
Sphereology by Bomjol0417 September 21, 2020

Spentology 

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent
Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

speakology 

Wow that girl must have a doctorate in speakology!
speakology by GavinZac January 13, 2008

Spermologer 

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.
Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.
Spermologer by Nav bor August 22, 2021

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.
"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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