Spermoit 

Unwanted lil fucking kid

That nigga @girlyfym/uglyfym is a lil spermoit

Spermoit by Nigareq August 28, 2020

Spermit the Frog 

When Kermit the Frog talks about sex, the nickname he uses

Spermit the Frog by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Spermite 

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

Spermite by ofperin May 7, 2010

Spermit The Frog 

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

Spermit The Frog by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Spermbite 

Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.

"I had spermbite so bad yesterday, it ripped an entire patch of hair off my leg..."

Spermbite by happypotato69 December 23, 2014

spermotozoa 

Any person that thrives on spermacide and has a penis shaped skull.

Modine Gunch looks like a spermotozoa.

spermotozoa by Casper Milktoast May 20, 2003

Spermlit 

A sperm cell that has been deformed altering it’s appearance, possibly rendering it abandoned

Look at that stupid spermlit in that trash can

Spermlit by Oliver Andrew rogan July 25, 2023