speedr 

A speedrunner.

Oh cool, Jonathan’s a speedr!

speedr by SpeedrStudios May 28, 2022

Speed Chamber 

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.

"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."

Speed Chamber by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019

at the speed of laughs 

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

at the speed of laughs by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

Blue Speed by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

Spicy Speedbag 

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.

Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!

Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014

Speed Packer 

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

Speed Packer by thethizzkid December 13, 2020

Michigan speed limit 

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

Michigan speed limit by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010