A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med schoolgirls.
Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.
Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.
Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.
Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?
The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.
Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, JohnnyWad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.