speedramps
The dreaded heamorroid.
speedramps by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005
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Speedrape
A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.
Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.
Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.
Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.
Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?
Supersmartgirl1: Sure....
Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.
Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.
Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?
Supersmartgirl1: Sure....
Speedrape by USB Schooler September 25, 2011
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