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Speedwagen 

Speedwagen
A vehicle that is built for the purpose of going fast
The Speedwagen is going to set a world speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats.

The Speedwagen is faster than a Honda

Speedwagen by Garry King January 11, 2009

Speedacity 

1.The strategic combination of speed and tenacity
2.The relentless work ethic and equal and I'm relenting rate of farewell pregame
3.Advance rocket surgery techniques recommended by Dr. Chip Kelly

4. Yet another chip invention
Dr. Chip Kelly's Philadelphia Eagles used their Speedacity on both sides of the field on the New York Giants.
Speedacity by Bigpapifitz October 28, 2014

dyslexic speedreaders 

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.
In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.
dyslexic speedreaders by Karaudio October 8, 2007
A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.
Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....
Speedrape by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.
Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

speedrope 

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).
Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.
speedrope by Jim A December 31, 2006