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Speedrunner 

person who spends all their time trying to spend no time in games
That speedrunner is very fast.

Speedrunner 

That Speedrunner has the world record any% time
Speedrunner by rosewater0 January 27, 2018

Speedrun 

An event where a gamer tries to beat a game as fast as possible or to break a speedrun record.
Gamer 1: Hey dude. Have you seen the speedrun that Gamer 3 did?
Gamer 2: Yeah bro. He broke a record.
Speedrun by rss_atlas April 14, 2019

Minecraft Speedrunner VS BITCH 

A phrase used by the incredibly influential gamer TommyInnit to make fun of the BITCH Dream. TommyInnit who is the best at Skyblock, PvP and smokes the crack he found under a bridge before every stream.
MINECRAFT SPEEDRUNNER VS BITCH, YOU ARE THE BITCH

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun 

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.
Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

Sex speedrun 

When a man or a woman attempt to have an orgasm in the shortest time possible
Man 1 Yo dude I heard you had a Sex Speedrun with grace yesterday
Man 2 Yeah dude I beat the world record and lasted 2 seconds
Sex speedrun by Cuumchalice May 26, 2020