specko

when a fuckin specky slag talks tae yer boyfriend

lucy : nut look

me : nut there’s fucking specko

by skskskskskkskskskskksk November 28, 2019

Speckled moon

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

speckal

This word comes from the word special. It is often used to describe a person who is dumb, stupid, idiotic, spazticated, or has special needs.

look at that guy hitting himself with half a cucumber, he is definitely speckal!

by mole09 July 20, 2009

Speckled Red

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American

That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan

by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Speckling

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.

"While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!"

by Rita247 December 5, 2011

speckzo

After jerking off for a few weeks without washing your cock, a thick, crusty shell known as a speckzo forms.

I got a fat speckzo right now.

by thpecktho May 1, 2011

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010