"Hey helen.... I mean Susan, uh oh!"
"Oh Helen it feels so good... , oh shit ahh my nuts! I mean Susan... honestly! HEY HEY"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Kate: Brandon snapped my gender bracelet!
Lizzy: Don't you mean sex bracelet?
Kate: Oops, speako.

That was grabuolus. I meant to say great but change my mind and tried to say fabulous. Or looking at the carrots I say pass the beans by mistake. Woops sorry about the speako.

Tommy "I didn't mean that; it was a speako.

"Hi Mom, how did you fuck last night?"
"What??????"
"Oh shit that was a speako, I said 'sleep'!"

The following speakos were created when I first attempted to create the above definition: When you use speech to test that doesn't quite get it right comma causing for to send incorrect words in a test or email posting period