3 definitions by the super penis man

The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 18, 2024

The Miami Sandwich

The act of inserting your penis in between two slices of bread (any type) and ejaculating into it. Afterwards, add as many toppings as your heart desires, then give this sandwich to a friend for a funny prank!

Person 1: dude try this sandwich i made
Person 2: bet
Person 1: hahaha that was The Miami Sandwich
Person 2: dude what the hell?

by the super penis man April 9, 2022

Amber Heard Special

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)

Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

by the super penis man May 3, 2022