spagasm 

an orgasm achieved while in a 107 degree spa when it is already over 100 degrees outside after diving in an 8.5 foot pool for change. you'll feel a chill and then... spagasm.

*chill* ahhh *spagasm*

spagasm by A & E July 25, 2006

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.

Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag

swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012

Sagasm 

When a new concept, series of concepts, or the ensuing discussion of said concepts is so stimulating to the mind that one experiences a climactic mental state akin to the physical state of the orgasm; a mental orgasm. The experience is named for Carl Sagan, as it is through watching or reading his works that this experience is most commonly achieved.

I never knew the universe was so huge. Earth is just, like, a mote of dust, illuminated in a beam of sunlight, floating in the great cosmic ocean. Ooooh, oh man, I think I'm having a Sagasm!

Oh man, so amazing. It okay if I just fall asleep?

Sagasm by Harmonica John October 20, 2010

Swagasm 

When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.

dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill

Swagasm by Prendyy October 22, 2010

spazgasm 

n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.

This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.

A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.

The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.

In other words, it's completely normal and okay.

Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!

Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!

spazgasm by lightningbaroness January 1, 2010

spasgasm 

a spasgasm is when you start spassing out and you do it long enough which gives you an orgasm

damn that girl was shaking so much she nearly had a spasgasm

spasgasm by Cameleo September 28, 2006

spagasim

When one has a spagasim one expirences a state that is like an orgasm in relation to sounds but has nothing to do with being sexually aroused, most of the time.

She was walking around the kitchen and had a spagasim when she heard "drop that baccon".

spagasim by Caitlin Smith May 10, 2005