spamgasm

When someone, usually with a low IQ, produces lots of spam, usually on a message board.

"lolololol rofl u suck lmao i luv final fantasy"
"Geez, that's one hell of a spamgasm."

by Paul/Charlotte July 6, 2005

Spasmgasm

When the sound of one's orgasm most resembles the sounds he/she would make when having a seizure.

Last night my girlfriend had a spasmgasm. I thought a baby seal was dying.

by AxelScar December 21, 2009

Spasmgasm

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

spazgasm

n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.

This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.

A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.

The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.

In other words, it's completely normal and okay.

Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!

Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!

by lightningbaroness January 1, 2010

spasgasm

a spasgasm is when you start spassing out and you do it long enough which gives you an orgasm

damn that girl was shaking so much she nearly had a spasgasm

by Cameleo September 28, 2006

spagasm

an orgasm achieved while in a 107 degree spa when it is already over 100 degrees outside after diving in an 8.5 foot pool for change. you'll feel a chill and then... spagasm.

*chill* ahhh *spagasm*

by A & E July 25, 2006

shamgasm

a fake orgasm

Man, that chick totally had a shamgasm. I could hear the acting through the walls.

by Monica Master of Shamgasm March 24, 2013